I can’t sleep and I have work for 8 hours tomorrow in like 7 hours from now and ughhhhhhhhh
The xx- Reconsider
Remember me, I’m the one that’s back from over
Time’s gone by and I’m still so far from over
Fuck, they have to stop killing me softly with their work.
The 80s were such magical times.
hands down, my all time favourite moment on the office.
last quarter of the school year more like
ill settle for nothing less
if my future husband doesn’t have a reaction like this i’m walking right back out and saying “alright let’s try this again”
“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there.
I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy”
The guy with the hand over his heart gets me every time
This is the reaction I want.
to elicit that reaction from the man I love
that’s the dream.
At a 4 hour concert you burn about 1600 calories.
In a typical PE/Gym class you burn 375.
the choice is yours
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
wow you have the best taste in music
unzip ur pants
like that’s all it takes
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
I feel like I opened up a very dangerous door by giving his mother a Mother’s Day card because now she “likes” everything I post on instagram, and now she’s following me on spotify and added me on snapchat and stalks me on facebook and idk man. I don’t think a dude’s mom is supposed to love you this much.